Tag: chicken
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Chicken
I was walking by the Paquette’s front lawn, when a chicken spontaneously combusted. The sound it made was horrible. I looked at the other chickens and waited. After about a minute I knocked on their door. Mr. Paquette, answered, eyeing me with suspicion. “I was walking by George, and one of your chickens exploded,” I […]
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Plane
The remote control plane was starting to spin out of control. I pulled back on the joystick and it landed in the neighbor’s birdbath. My neighbor came out of his house and stood in the yard with his hands on his hips. “What am I going to say? He said. He put his hands in […]